Pitfalls of Peer Pressure

Basking in the goodness and warmth of the wonderful evening, you're ready to call it a night and head home--when your pocket buzzes. It's the U.S. House Speaker, and he wants you to meet him at a confidential location ASAP. Curious and not a little concerned, you arrive to find a whole third of the House there and listening to the House Speaker, who is on a platform, eloquently discussing a subject that the entire room seems to agree with. You find a seat and begin to listen. Then blink once and stare for a moment. Then for two moments.

My Top Five Christmas Albums

Christmas music is one of the greatest gifts to mankind, right up there with the Reason for the season and dark chocolate. It has a magical sensation about it that just lifts one's spirits with its sleigh bells, festive harmonies and references to winter wonderlands and fireplaces and baby Jesus all wrapped up in silk (realistically speaking more like rough strips of cloth but silk sounds more lyrical)...

No Context: September Edition

"I cannot believe I'm up here chasing a fairytale!" I yell, knowing that the only reason I'm talking out loud is to keep the slowly growing fear in my stomach at bay. I hike my drenched hoodie over my drenched head and keep plodding along, hoping to find either my guide or a cave or even a mountain lion to put me out of my misery.