"A pen is to me as a beak is to a hen." ~J. R. R. Tolkien
Supposing a visiting girls’ sports team is using the boys’ locker room for their event, and supposing one of these visiting ladies suddenly and without warning realizes it is *that* time of the month. Without HB 156, all that is available to her is a borrowed tampon from a teammate; or from the schools’ girls locker room; or from the public restroom; or from another girl at the school...
Pumpkin tea, pumpkin decor, pumpkin frappuccinos, pumpkin soup, pumpkin ice cream, pumpkin name badges, pumpkin ham sandwiches, pumpkin hats, pumpkin crackers, pumpkin air fresheners and the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on....
...if you ask my humble opinion, crocodiles are dangerous reptiles that should not be trendy or touted as a fashion craze; they are vicious, mindless brutes of animals that will rip you to pieces before you have time to say "Smile (this will make a fantastic Instagram moment)!"
The Irregular Undómiel 