"A pen is to me as a beak is to a hen." ~J. R. R. Tolkien
...if you ask my humble opinion, crocodiles are dangerous reptiles that should not be trendy or touted as a fashion craze; they are vicious, mindless brutes of animals that will rip you to pieces before you have time to say "Smile (this will make a fantastic Instagram moment)!"
I skipped into my father's home office, where the news was on and talking about something depressing, where the dog was stretched lazily on his bed, and where my dad was at his desk with his brows drawn so close together I knew that he was overwhelmed and--how shall I put it--not in the lightest mood...
The Irregular Undómiel 